What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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call of duty world at war

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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I'm hungry.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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