Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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banana

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Har har hey

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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