Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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America

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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