whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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i like cats

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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