From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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