After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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boobs

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man buys free health care...

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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