What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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