Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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PATHETIC

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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