- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's brown and sticky? a stick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

So you there Red?

Are you a tree? No.

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