What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

if you read this you are gay

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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