A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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