Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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The Olympics

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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