How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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