9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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