Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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How are you this morning?

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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