What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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if you read this you are gay

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Where is my tractor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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