How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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wat?

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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^that joke's not funny

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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