- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

George Bush.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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