Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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