- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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