What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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smug face >:}

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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