roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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hi, im sober.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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