Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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SNAPPLE!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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