What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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