Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Women's rights.

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???????????? WTF?

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Invisible Television.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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