Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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this site is funny.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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poop.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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