If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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