how long has dibey got left like :)

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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