When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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japan4.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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make me a sandwich!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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