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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

a Jew had a small nose

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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