a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Anti Joke

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