A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Women's Rights

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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