That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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