What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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