What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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FIRE!!

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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