- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

26.5% of Americans are obese.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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