If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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