- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

The meme walks out of the bar.

what the hell happened to your face

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Whats 9+10? 19

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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