Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Jesus

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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