What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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