Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Anti Joke

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