Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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