A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Dick Chaney

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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