"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Swag.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my bubbles!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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i was molested.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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