why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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womens sports...

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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