Sarah Palin

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Arrow to the Knee

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Wumbo

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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