When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Jesus

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wumbo

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you.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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