whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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womens sports...

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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