What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Sarah Palin

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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