A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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