- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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