Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Anti Joke

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