Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Chikin nuggets

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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