Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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nick toth

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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