A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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women's rights

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Yee

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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