what the hell happened to your face

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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penis

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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