You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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