Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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