What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Knock knock

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what is not funny? This joke.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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