What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Obama 2012

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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