What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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