So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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A man walks around a bar.

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Wumbo

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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