Your momma's so fat...

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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