What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Kony 2012

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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