As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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