- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

A fat man on a moped

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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