What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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