- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

girls basketball

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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