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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

LOL -LOL GUY

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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