A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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