- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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