How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Runescape.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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