Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Christians

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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