Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I went to the store and I fell

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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BUT HWY?

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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