Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Kony 2012

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Chikin nuggets

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Yee

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Dick Chaney

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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