Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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