A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Religion

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Obama 2012

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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The Colts this year.

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FIRE!!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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