Your momma's so fat...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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nick toth

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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hrih

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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