Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A fat man on a moped

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A man walks around a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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