"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Jesus wept.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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