Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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