what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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