what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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