who farted i did :]

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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