A fat man on a moped

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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