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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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