Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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