Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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