What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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anti-joke teehee

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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thumbs up!

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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girls basketball

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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