What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Christians

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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