Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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The NBA lockout

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The economy.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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who farted i did :]

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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