What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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