- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Asian NASCAR.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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