- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Hi my name is Bob

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

my names jim haha

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Nice legs....What time do they open?

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