- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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