Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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