all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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