Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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pussy enough said

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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