What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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