- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

George W. Bush

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Poop.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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