Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Politics.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Asian NASCAR.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Your mother is so fat.

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