what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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