What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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666

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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