Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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